Just a Zillion Things Before You Go

Out-the-door wisdom for a wonderful kid. The perfect gift for your soon-to-be grad. Peek inside right here!

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  • "Just a Zillion Things Before You Go is an inventive, original life manual – illustrated for children of all ages, but specifically for your bird that’s about to fly the coop. The epic poem of parental advice is not only brilliant, but funny. This little masterpiece is the next best thing."

    Adriana Trigiani, New York Times bestselling author

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